Boy: Haven't I seen you some place
before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go
there anymore.
Boy: Is this seat taken?
Girl: No, but mine will be if
you sit down.
Boy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both, you go to yours and I'll
go to mine.
Boy: Hey babe, What's your sign?
Girl: DO NOT ENTER.
Boy: Your body's
like a temple.
Girl: Sorry there are no services
today.
Boy: I would go to the ends of the
world for you.
Girl: But would you please stay there.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the
money.
Boy: I'm a photographer. I've been
looking for a face like yours.
Girl: I'm a plastic sergeon. I've
been looking for a face like yours.
Boy: Hey didn't we go on a date once? Or was
it twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same
mistake twice.
Boy: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Girl: I must've got your share?!?!
Boy: Will you go out with me this
weekend?
Girl: Sorry. I'm having a headache
this weekend.
Boy: Your face must turn a few heads.
Girl: Your head must turn a few stomachs.
Boy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me
out.
Girl: Okay, get out.
Boy: I think I could make you very
happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: What would you say if I asked
you to marry me?
Girl: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh
at the same time.
Boy: Can I have your name?
Girl: Why? Don't you already have
one?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I've already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm female impersonator.
Boy: If I could see you naked, I'd
die happy.
Girl: If I could see you naked, I'd
die laughing.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Where I'll be the be the rest
of your life -in your wildest dreams.
