A Little girl
was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was very large mammal its throat was very small. the little girl ststed that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven
I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him."
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A Kindergarden
teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would accasionally walk around ot see each child's
work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said," But no one knows
what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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A sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her 5 & 6 year olds. After explaning the commandment
to honor thy father and mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest
of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that
her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her burnette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively
asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that
you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl though about this revelation
for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come ALL grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been potographed,
and the teacher was trying to persaude them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it would be to look
at it when you are all grown up and say, there's Jennifer; she's a lawyer, or that's Michael; he's a doctor."
A small voice at the back of the class rang out,"And
there's the teacher she's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson
on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood,
as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," said the class.
"The why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood dosen't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't
empty."
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The children were lined up
in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made
a note, posted it on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE, God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other
end of the table was a large pile of chocolate cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want God is watching the
apples.'
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When a mother saw a thunderstorm
forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the tree block from school
to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lighting flashed.
Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her,
explaining happily, "All the way home, God had been taking my picture!"
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A sunday School teacher began
her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand shot up in the air. "He's an artist!" said
the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked.
"You know- Our Father, who dose art in Heaven..."
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A
Daddy was listening to his child say his prayer, "Dear Harold..."
At this the dad interrupted and said,
"Wait a minute, how came you called God Harold?"
The little boy looked up and said, "That's
what we call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, " Our Father who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name."
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Kevin and Ryan, ages
5 and 3, were waiting for their breakfast one Saturday morning. As their mother was preparing some pancakes, the boys began
to argue loudly over who would get the first from the griddle.
Their mother saw the opportunity for
a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the 1st pancake. Ican wait,'" she explained.
Kevin immediately turned to his younger brother
and said, "Okay, Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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